deathcomes4u:

colossaltitan:

Meet Ventricaria ventricosa. It’s algae. It’s found throughout the ocean, especially in tropical regions. Grows out somewhere between 1.5 and 2 inches in diameter.
this is terrifying because it’s a single-celled organism. that green blob is one cell. Just one cell. What on earth. like
big organelles inside? no. just a TON of them. tons of microscopic organelles floating around inside one of the biggest single-celled organisms in existence. I want to poke it with a stick

Where’s that gif of Bill Nye with the caption ‘If you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face’ i think it applies here.

deathcomes4u:

colossaltitan:

Meet Ventricaria ventricosa. It’s algae. It’s found throughout the ocean, especially in tropical regions. Grows out somewhere between 1.5 and 2 inches in diameter.

this is terrifying because it’s a single-celled organism. that green blob is one cell. Just one cell. What on earth. like

big organelles inside? no. just a TON of them. tons of microscopic organelles floating around inside one of the biggest single-celled organisms in existence. I want to poke it with a stick

Where’s that gif of Bill Nye with the caption ‘If you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face’ i think it applies here.

darthbabe:

 

Grow Food, Not Lawns.In the UAE, so much water gets wasted to grow… well, grass. And yes, it looks pretty but that’s about it. Wouldn’t it be better to invest more in locally grown crops?

darthbabe:

 

Grow Food, Not Lawns.
In the UAE, so much water gets wasted to grow… well, grass. And yes, it looks pretty but that’s about it. Wouldn’t it be better to invest more in locally grown crops?

jtotheizzoe:

This is the clearest lake in the world. And a very fine lake it is. Klaus Thymann captured this and other stunning photos of New Zealand’s Blue Lake, 95% as clear as distilled water. Its source is filtered by mountain rocks and it’s above the treeline, so it misses out on most runoff. 
Via The Guardian

jtotheizzoe:

This is the clearest lake in the world. And a very fine lake it is. Klaus Thymann captured this and other stunning photos of New Zealand’s Blue Lake, 95% as clear as distilled water. Its source is filtered by mountain rocks and it’s above the treeline, so it misses out on most runoff. 

Via The Guardian

snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

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And I really can’t with him

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oh my god

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What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

  • (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  • Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
  • Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
  • Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
  • Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
  • Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
  • (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  • Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
  • (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  • Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
  • Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
  • Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
  • (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

babyafrican:

Animals Without Necks

Avocado grilled cheese. ….all I ever post is food omg #vegan @daiyafoods #goveggie #cheese

Avocado grilled cheese. ….all I ever post is food omg #vegan @daiyafoods #goveggie #cheese

chuck-charles:

[x] Feminist Makeup Tutorial (Parody) 

THERES GIFS O F ME I’M YELLING ???????

Because the word ‘toss’ in England means to masturbate 

canyoudothecancan:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

I went to a middle/high school so I had book fairs ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL <3 I went to one the week before I graduated…

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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