totinos:

Happy Women’s Equality Day from all the ladies, gents, puppies, and pizzas at Totino’s!

totinos:

Happy Women’s Equality Day from all the ladies, gents, puppies, and pizzas at Totino’s!

graphrofberk:

You have to let the dragon know you are a friend.

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

hurtkid:

today i overheard someone teaching german over dinner and explaining masculine and feminine nouns
"you see, this fork is feminine, because women often cook also because they have the big hair. and this spoon is masculine because men are babies and you have to feed them like babies"

patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

phosphorescentt:

like how about a body positive song that celebrates our bodies and never mentions a man

secrets - mary lambert

compassionco:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

amazing.

songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.